Weather Report
Thanks for that interesting take on Cinna's fashion Kailtyniavis. Now for the weather with Barbatus!(Smile nicely into camera) Today's weather is looking promising with sun, sun and guess what? More sun! Wait... This just in! It looks like there is a storm coming from the north! Bring your kids inside and tell you husbands to come home 'cause this storm is coming fast. Your going to need more then umbrellas and raincoats for this storm! According to outside sources there is flaming balls of fire, earthquakes and flying cows! Were not sure about the flying cows part cause our source is on fire. Hold on folks! We are on the phone with Cassius who seems to have an interesting opinion about this weird storm! (Pick up phone)
B-Good morning Cassius.
C-Who ever knew the heavens menace so?
B-Pardon? I don't understand...
C-To see the strange impatience of the heavens
Why all these things change from their ordinance
Now could I, Barbatus, Name thee man,
B-I'm not trying to be mean or anything Cassius, but honestly, I thought you stopped working
with Shakespeare more then 2 months ago. So you don't need to be talking like that. I don't
understand a thing your saying.
C-Thou shall not correct Cassius!
Now name thee man Barbatus
Caesar! He is to blame for this
Ye Gods are punishing thou
For he is to be crowned!
B- OK. So let my get this straight, your blaming Caesar for this storm, because he is going to be come king?
C- Thou is correct
B- Well, you must be going crazy! Before you know it someones going to murder Caesar. (laugh
hysterically)
C- (dial tone)
Well i guess Cassius was in the store or something and lost service. My opinion is that there is just a storm going through. Caesar has nothing to do with this people of Rome. No worries!
Well that's all the time we have today. So this is Barbatus signing off. And remember Rome, keep smiling.
Back to you Scottinvus.
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